What sex is actually like
1. Lots of “squish” and similar sounds
2. 2+ very sweaty bodies
3. “what the hell, can I actually bend like that???? How is my leg supposed to go there????”
4. Huge calorie burner and tiring exercise
5. Can actually get really boring half way through
6. “I don’t think I can move like that”
7. “I NEED MORE FOREPLAY”
8. “God damn it, WHERE IS THE LUBE?”
9. “Hold on, need more lube”
10. “I can’t get a grip on anything I’m too sweaty!”
11. *hurting knees if being done on any kind of hard floor*
12. *continuous bed squeaking *